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Pumpkin Patch Pictures!

Pumpkin Patch Pictures!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

So since I am idealess today

here is a joke my mom sent me yesterday! lol

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: "What in the hell is that?"

Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Arlene: "Where did you get it?"

Jane: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, Arlene hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously curious, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

Arlene: "It doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."