here is a joke my mom sent me yesterday! lol
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: "What in the hell is that?"
Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Arlene: "Where did you get it?"
Jane: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Arlene hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously curious, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Arlene: "It doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
