The Queen's Meme

"The Perfect Totient Meme"
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:Don't end up in the dungeon."

1. Name one thing you can't live without.
My family would definitely be the answer to this one. I am nothing and could do nothing without them!

2. Name 2 things you'd rather not do this week.
Make the meal plan for the next two weeks and finish purging the closets.

3. Tell me 3 reasons you need a vacation.
My children and husband are driving me nutty, cause I am mom and I said so AND
cause in the last year I have been through some of the biggest trials of my life and have made it to the other side a much better person!

4. It is the 11th hour of your life and you have one hour left on Earth. What do you do?
Find my love. Have booty one last time. Then get the kids and love on them till the end!

5. Name one thing you'd rather do alone than in a crowd.
Go grocery shopping!

6. One hundred (and) eleven is the natural number following 110 and preceding 112 AND a perfect totient number. A perfect totient number is an integer that is equal to the sum of its iterated totients. What makes the totients so iterated?
Uhm they don't feel they are getting equal treatment?

7. What is your emergency?
For the first time in a long time. I don't have an emergency! :)

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The Queen's Meme

"The Culinary Meme: The Meaning of Thyme and Other Deep Questions!

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon."

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?
Hummm I would like to pause it to get a hold of some issues that are happening right now.

2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?
I am thinking they just crack unless we are talking about the ones that are found already broken and those are the ones having a nervous breakdown!

3. Why are you whipping the butter?
Cause I like whipped butter!!

What did it ever do to you?
Well it definitely has not helped with my figure! lol

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?
Yes my spoons spoon and I have noticed, in fact I caught them in the act just the other day! Of course they get splinters if they are not careful!!

5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open. Why did you close them?
Well mainly because I am loud and don't wanna disturb the neighbors plus my mom lives across the street!! lol

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef?
Both honestly depends on the recipe and how many times I have cooked it before.

Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?
Chabanrumroast surprise!

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say?
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

8. Is your pot black?
I don't know is your pot black? Mine is usually green..... lol

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?
Paprika, cause it's red and spicy!

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?
LOL! Quite a lot actually, just made a roast yesterday.

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The Queen's Meme

"The Mission Impossible Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon."

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
LOL! I cannot think of anything that I would have forgotten that would be worth going through all that to get back to Earth only to turn around and go back to the moon. Just saying! ;)

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Gosh I really have no idea, this kind of thing makes me cringe and I cannot even imagine having to deal with it in real life. I think I would let them know that they are only hurting themselves with the behavior that it will only end them in the principal's office and in trouble at home, but I get the feeling that would fall on deaf ears....

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? How would you handle it?
I think I would read it for awhile and if it started to affect me than I might say something although I do not like conflict so I would probably stop reading it, bitch to my closest friends about WTF and move on.

4.If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
I would probably save it, I don't like being totally broke even if it is only a dollar.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
I think I would serve Pork steak, gravy, masked potatoes and Sugar snap peas because I know how to do that meal right up and I would not stress! lol

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
I would say "Hi honey did you miss me?"

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
I am going to go with #2, perfect health for a lifetime.

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The Queen's Meme

"The Blog Outside The Box Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon."

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? (Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
Hummm what can I get myself into?! I vandalized a shopping a mall, cause I am a big chicken! lol

2.Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Random Thoughts of a Busy Mom

3.It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?
If he really molested any children.

4.You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
Idk my financial future....

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it?
LOL! First off my mother would never be afraid to enter if it said "Objectionable Content" in fact that would give her more of a reason to visit! hahaha What did I hypothetically do? I accidentally put up one of "those" pictures cause it was in the wrong folder!

How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
I was not paying enough attention duh! I think I would like a warning first and a time period to remove the objectional content before a warning was placed. I am not incredibly objectionable because it was after all my fault! lol

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Wow what a hard question.....I think it would be Thou shall not eat my chocolate! lol

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
I really really am not looking forward writing this email.....

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