The Queen's Meme

"The Mission Impossible Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon."

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
LOL! I cannot think of anything that I would have forgotten that would be worth going through all that to get back to Earth only to turn around and go back to the moon. Just saying! ;)

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Gosh I really have no idea, this kind of thing makes me cringe and I cannot even imagine having to deal with it in real life. I think I would let them know that they are only hurting themselves with the behavior that it will only end them in the principal's office and in trouble at home, but I get the feeling that would fall on deaf ears....

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? How would you handle it?
I think I would read it for awhile and if it started to affect me than I might say something although I do not like conflict so I would probably stop reading it, bitch to my closest friends about WTF and move on.

4.If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
I would probably save it, I don't like being totally broke even if it is only a dollar.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
I think I would serve Pork steak, gravy, masked potatoes and Sugar snap peas because I know how to do that meal right up and I would not stress! lol

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
I would say "Hi honey did you miss me?"

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
I am going to go with #2, perfect health for a lifetime.

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