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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Spreading the Stupidity!

Once again I am having a "I am bored out of my mind and have no idea what to post" day soooo one of my mommy forum friends posted this and I just had to share with all of you!

Enjoy and if you would like to check out a not your normal run of the mill mommy forum come visit us at Our Mom Spot!


Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed??

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'???

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word????

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'????

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons????

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?????

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food??

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ??

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections???

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains??!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together???

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal??

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Who was the mean person that put the "s" in the word "lisp"?

We have Preparation-H, what happened to preparations A-G?

If an endangered animal is eating an endangered plant, what do we do then?