Little Johnny

Sarah Palin was seated next to little Johnny on an airplane trip back to Washington.

She turned to little Johnny and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that the flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said Palin. 'How about what changes I should help make to America'? Then, she smiled.

'OK,' little Johnny says. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question...A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Palin, visibly surprised by little Johnny's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which little Johnny replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to help change America when you don't know SHIT?'